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Not a Book: What I watched this Christmas

Happy Sunday everyone, it’s the last day of the Christmas and New Year holidays and so I thought I’d treat you to a recap of some of the Christmas viewing in my household.

I should start by saying that much sport has been watched, thanks to the Africa Cup of Nations, the Premier League and the NFL. Three months until the motorsport seasons starts again. Which, given the seasons only ended in December this year is altogether too short a break for all the teams and people involved. But that’s a story for another day.

We have also watched an awful lot of Taskmaster. This is because there was a Champion of Champions on this Christmas and I realised that we had only watched two of the seaons that the champions were from. So we’ve now watched all of series 18 and 17 and havr started series 16 which I have definitely seen some of but not all of. Fun fact: This time last year I hadn’t watched any Taskmaster at all, I watched my first ever episodes a year ago next week as it was on in the background when I was visiting my sister and her new baby. And now I have watched rather a lot of episodes just with not a lot of logic or order to them.

BBC Four is often the home of unexpected treats. This year one of them was the John Le Carre night, with a couple of documentaries and the first two episodes of the Alec Guinness adaptation of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. The whole series is on the iPlayer. In fact there was a bit of a spying theme to some of my watching, because as part of the tribute night to Prunella Scales, BBC Four also showed the TV adaption of Alan Bennett’s play A Question of Attribution about the Soviet spy Sir Anthony Blunt which has a rather scene stealing turn from Scales as Elizabeth II.

Then there was Secrets of the Conclave about the behind the scenes of the real selection of the new Pope – which had a really good selection of talking heads, including the two British Cardinals who were there, one of the American cardinals and Cardinal Tagle who was named as one of the Papabile ahead of the conclave. I definitely got the feeling that one of the reasons the people were so willing to take part in this was because they had thoughts on the movie Conclave and wanted to set the record straight on how it really works – as opposed to how the Robert Harris book and movie say it goes. But that just made it an even more interesting watch.

It was also a particularly good Christmas for movies – especially old favourites. Both Murder on the Orient Expresses (Finney and Branagh) as well the Ustinov Death on the Nile and Evil Under the Sun for the Agatha Christie fans. There were a string of classic movies including Alfred Hitchcock’s The Man Who Knew Too Much and North by Northwest and Carol Reed’s The Third Man. If you wanted something a bit newer there were some Austen adaptations as we’ve just come past the 200th anniversary – with the Emma Thompson Sense and Sensibility and Clueless. I also watched When Harry Met Sally again, because how could I not, especially after the death of Rob Reiner and his wife just a few weeks ago.

And finally, it will not surprise you that I watched Kiss Me Kate again when it was on TV on New Year’s Eve. And I’ve kept it on the box so I can watch it again at a time of need. If you haven’t watched it yet despite this being the third time I’ve written about it, you can find it on the iPlayer for then next year.

Have a great Sunday and I hope you don’t have the return to work horrors ahead of the back to normal tomorrow.

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Book Adjacent: Muppet Christmas Carol

It’s Christmas Day, and I probably should have posted this yesterday because most of the action takes place on Christmas Eve, some of it is on Christmas Day, so I’m going with it. And yes I realise that this my second post about a Christmas Carol adaptation in less than a week but I maintain that this isn’t just the best Muppet Movie, it’s also the best on screen Christmas Carol adaption.

I can’t believe any of you don’t know this, but The Muppet Christmas Carol is the Muppet’s take on Dickens’ classic novel. Michael Caine plays Ebenezer Scrooge, and human actors play his nephew and his nephew’s wife, as well as Scrooge’s former love interest, but every other character in the story is played by a muppet. Kermit is Bob Cratchit, Miss Piggy is his wife, The Great Gonzo is Charles Dickens guiding us through the story, with the help of Rizzo the Rat (“light the lamp not the rat!”).

I think it goes without saying that Michael Caine is brilliant in this. There’s this quote that does the rounds on reddit every year about the movie:

The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet.

And it’s right – I’ve seen quotes where he says he treated it like he was acting at the RSC – deadly serious, straight acting. And he clearly loved making it and loves the film – as you can see in this GQ interview from 2016. But as well as Michael Caine being excellent, the Muppets are great and they’re playing characters that aren’t (just) themselves. And there are so many little touches that make it brilliant – like adding a second Marley brother so that they can be played by Stadler and Waldorf, Tiny Tim being Robin the Frog but all the girls being pigs.

So it’s got great acting, but it’s also got songs and a surprising amount of actual Dickens dialogue and it will make you smile what ever time of year you watch it. One of my friends had this on VHS when we were kids and we would watch it maybe every other month when I was over at hers. I think I knew all the words to all the songs and could probably still remember most of them although an extra one has been restored since so I’m not as good on that.

It’s on Disney+ these days, but you can also rent it from other streaming services if you don’t have that one at the moment.

Happy Christmas!

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Not a Book: Knives Out 3

I’m breaking my own rules today, and instead of a post about a book series, it’s a post about the latest movie in the Knives Out series, which is hitting Netflix in the UK today after a two week cinematic release – and we went the other weekend.

Wake Up Dead Man sees Benoit Blanc return to investigate the death of Monseigneur Jefferson Wicks, a charismatic but fire and brimstone type priest, who is killed in a seemingly impossible crime during the middle of taking mass. He is assisted by Reverend Jud Duplenticy, a young priest who has been set to Wick’s church as punishment for having punched another deacon. Jud is the obvious suspect – as he has had conflict with Wick, but despite the fact that Wick’s congregation is in a thrall to him, but all of them might also have reason to want him dead.

I’ve seen all of the Knives Out films at the cinema and I don’t remember the other two being as laugh out loud funny as this one is. As in there were multiple moments where the screening I went to was audibly laughing at the movie. There is also a literary connection to this, which I can’t explain without spoiling the plot, but which had my brain working in the background of watching it to try and figure out what clues I could take from it to the solution. Daniel Craig looks like he’s having a ball as Blanc – again – and that just adds to the fun of the thing too. The supporting cast is as starry as ever, I particularly enjoyed Andrew Scott’s turn as

It does have a slightly different tone than the previous films – but not so different that if you didn’t like the previous movies I don’t know that this will change your mind. I think Rian Johnson is also making more commentary on the state of the world at the moment as part of this as well. If the last movie was picking at the ultra-rich and their lives, this one is going at organised religion – and that may hit differently with audiences too because obviously there are more people involved in religion than there are ultra rich! I’ll definitely be watching it again on Netflix though to try and spot the things that I missed first time around too.

Have a great weekend.

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Not a Book: Victoria Beckham documentary

It’s Sunday again everyone and I’m back with a Netflix documentary series.

Last year we had Beckham, about David Beckham, this year we have Victoria Beckham, about his wife the artist formerly known as Posh Spice who is now a fashion designer. As it’s framing device this is focussing on the fashion business in the run up to a big show at Paris Fashion Week.

Now I’m not going to lie, this is no where near as good as the first one. We’ve covered the contours of Posh n Becks life together in the first doc and so there are times when there is not a lot of new to say. There is a lot about her fashion brand and if you were reading newspapers or online gossip pages when she started that up you will remember the suggestions that Roland Mouret was doing all the work, and she (and Roland) have Things To Say about that. And of course if you’ve been following the Family Drama, you will spot the notable absence of Brooklyn from the documentary, but it’s never discussed – and he wasn’t at Windsor Castle this week when David was knighted so it’s clearly all still going on.

If you’ve watched the first one, the second one is worth watching for contrast and completeness, but if you haven’t then watch the first one instead. No memes will be spawned by this new one…

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Not a Book: Matchroom

Happy Sunday everyone, I’m back with a streaming recommendation this week for something that may have gone under your radar, especially if you’re not in the UK.

Matchroom are a sporting event and sports promotion company that was founded by Barry Hearn in the early 1980s. Barry started out in snooker, managing Steve Davis and then moved into snooker promotion founding Matchroom and then taking the company into boxing and darts. Barry’s son Eddie is now in the business with him, and the premise of the series is that you’re getting a look behind the scenes at the company.

Of course it’s not that simple. The subtitle of the show is The Greatest Showmen and Barry and Eddie are very, very aware of the cameras and the storylines, as you might expect for men who work in the world of boxing and also who live in Brentwood, the home of that original British manufactured reality series The Only Way is Essex – and yes, we do get some cutaway shots of the exterior of Sugar Hut just to remind you of that. And don’t forget the Only Fools and Horses call backs just to remind you that they (well Barry) have come from nothing and made it big. Barry is talking about retirement, Eddie is desperate to take over, but there are other options inside the company for Barry than his son, who may be hungrier and scrappier than Eddie.

And it’s full of egos, rivalries and shouting matches. Get Eddie in front of a microphone – at a press conference or in a radio studio and he’ll start an argument with someone. At times he seems like a man who could argue with his own shadow without realising that he is doing it. People say that women are bitchy, but the levels of petty and grudge holding in this are off the scale. I like snooker, I can take or leave darts but boxing is one of the few sports that I don’t watch, so I watched the actual fighting sections through my fingers (or even looking away at some points). But even if you don’t like any of the sports involved, I think it’s pretty worth watching – for the pettiness, but also to spot the bits where something real pokes out from under the puff piece, and to watch Eddie and Barry trying to control their edits – and whether it works!

We watched all six episodes across two and a bit nights – and I would happily watch another series, although given how the fights featured in the series went for the Matchroom stable, Eddie may not be up for series two!

Have a great Sunday.

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Not a Book: Shiny Happy People season 2

It’s been a couple of years since the first series of Shiny Happy People, which was about the Duggar family and the IBLP, and now there is a second series this time not focusing on the Duggars but on Teen Mania, an evangelical group for teenagers which gained popularity across the US in the early 90s.

This is a three part series that shows how a group that initially presents as a evangelical pep rally for teens that also offers mission trips evolved into a militaristic group of young people being groomed to lay down their lives for Jesus. Yes, you read that right, these teenagers ended up doing military-inspired survival missions and expecting do die in the name of their faith.

And I’m not going to lie, I wasn’t expecting this to get quite so dark when it started with giant stadium rallies for teens with Christian rock music and a pastor riding in on a motorcycle. I’ve watched a lot of documentaries about various Christian movements (and written about them here*) and I thought I knew what I was expecting – but this is something else. This one is less sexual abuse and predation, more straight up abuse and fraud with added fascism and indoctrination. If you remember Generation Joshua from series one, this is like the military wing of that. It’s quite shocking.

But as we seem to be seeing increasing Christian nationalism happening in the USA, this is a really interesting look at how something that starts off seemingly healthy – I can’t imagine many parents objecting to their teens going to a Christian event with their youth group (as opposed say to going to a rock concert on their own), and a mission trip abroad where they’re raising their own money to go might seem like a good opportunity too – can end up in people being dumped a state over from the college they’re at, with no money and no food and told to get back to campus with their giant wooden cross.

This is a three part series – and I watched it back to back one Saturday afternoon while I was doing the ironing. It’s a really well put together watch, with great voices talking about their experiences and solid talking heads.

Shiny Happy People is on Amazon Prime.

*Other religious or religion adjacent documentaries as well as Shiny Happy People series one, the duo of Hillsong documentaries, the two Twin Flames docs, Keep Sweet, Murder Among the Mormons, Unfinished: Short Creek, LulaRich and more tangentially Scamanda who partly used her church for her scam.

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Not a Book: Death Valley

Happy Sunday everyone. This week I’ve got a recommendation for you if you liked Ludwig and need some comedy murder mystery in your life. I’m a bit behind because the series finished a few weeks back on TV in the UK, but hey I’ve been very busy and there’s been a lot of motosport to keep up with.

Death Valley features a detecting duo of an actual police detective and an actor best known for playing a TV detective. Janie is somewhat socially awkward, still lives with her mum and has never really got over the death of her best friend back when they were students. John Chapel has retired from acting after his big role as Caesar and is basically hiding out in his home in Wales after the death of his wife. It’s got a mystery of the week format with a few running threads across the series as well.

We really enjoyed this – the episodes are only 45 minutes so don’t expect them to be super complicated – they’re just a light confection that you can watch without engaging your brain too much or being too terrified to go to sleep! They definitely lean into the comedy side of things – so your mileage may vary, but I definitely found them a lot more fun than when Death in Paradise leans into the comedy. And the cast is great. Timothy Spall is always a lot of fun to watch and Gwyneth Keyworth is really engaging as Janie and their fractious relationship makes for a really fun watch. We actually saw Keyworth in Twelfth Night at Stratford back at the start of the year and she was a great Viola/Cesario as well. There are lots of other familiar faces in the cast as well, including Steffan Rhodri, Melanie Walters and Jim Howick in the regular cast and people like Patricia Hodge among the guest stars.

This one is on the iPlayer and if you’re not in the UK, it’s on Britbox. I don’t think there is any official word on a series two, but series one did well in the ratings and that production of Twelfth Night I mentioned has announced a run at The Barbican over Christmas where it’s mentioned that Sam West and Freema Agyeman are reprising their roles – but not Gwyneth Keyworth (yet at any rate) so it could be that’s because they’re filming season 2 in the autumn. We can hope anyway…

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Not a Book – Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

Another Sunday, another documentary from me. And it’s probably not unexpected that a musicals geek like me would watch a documentary about Liza Minelli, but I’m here to make a case forwhy you’d be interested in it even if you’re not a fan of musicals or divas.

This is a documentary about Liza Minelli, which focuses principally on Liza’s life after the death of her mother Judy Garland, and her work establishing herself as separate to her mother and building her own legacy and legend. As you can see from the trailer, Liza is in it (a lot) as are numerous of her friends – both famous and not.

Liza’s life is pretty incredible. She’s the daughter of one of Hollywood’s most beloved (but troubled) stars and a legendary director of musical films, She was in the public eye from the day that she was born, but she went on to be an iconic performer herself. She’s one of only six people to be a non-competitive EGOT – her Grammy is an honorary one, but she won her Oscar, Emmy and three Tonys in competition (and has a fourth honorary Tony too). And that career is covered extensively in this documentary.

But the reason that I think that this is of interest to people beyond the Liza fans, is because of that life time of fame. Liza has never really had a private life, and she’s had a public persona from the moment her parents first put her in front of a camera. in a way, she’s one of the last vestiges of the studio system: a child brought up in the business who watched how her mother was portrayed in the press and who has deliberately and constantly guarded what facets of herself she shows to her fans and her public when she’s not performing. So don’t go expecting any big revelations or confessions here – but that’s what I found so fascinating – what Minelli is like in normal life is essentially unknowable unless you’re in her inner circle. And you get glimpses of that from the friends and family – but just that, glimpses because her one overriding motivation in her public persona is to prove to everyone that she’s not Judy Garland and that she didn’t inherit all the problems that her mother had.

So it’s incredibly watchable, but there’s a lot of smoke and mirrors. There’s loads of great archive and lots of evidence that she’s a kind person but she’s not going to tell you how she feels, or what she really thinks. I know that Peter Allen was the husband that she liked the most – according to her friends but there’s nothing really good or bad from her about any of them, although various of her friends are not shy to tell you that they really didn’t like David Gest. She’s still sticking to it that she never really saw any drugs at Studio 54, despite all other evidence to the contrary. You come away feeling doused in showbiz pizzaz, and slowly realise that you’re none the wiser about the reality. Just fascinating.

This one is available on different streaming services depending on where you are – in the UK it’s on the iPlayer at the moment.

Have a good Sunday!

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Not a Book: Hillsong Documentaries

After writing about Scamanda a couple of months ago, this week we’re in another one of my special interest/fascination areas – mega churches. And the mega church in question here is Hillsong. Firstly for those of you who haven’t come across them before, Hillsong is a charismatic megachurch that started in Australia and spread through the world. They had a very successful music arm which wrote Christian pop and contributed to the church’s success, and then gained fame when one of their pastors, Carl Lenz became spiritual advisor to celebrities like Justin Bieber.

Hillsong first came to my attention when Vanity Fair ran an article about them in 2021 when a scandal blew up around the church’s charismatic pastor. And soon after a documentary popped up – and then in 2023 a second Vanity Fair article about them after a documentary series on Hulu. And as at the moment I’ve got both Disney+ and Discovery+ I’ve watched both of them and I’m here to give you my thoughts!

So the Discovery+ doc was the first one to come out – and covers the founding of the church, the rise and fall of Carl Lenz and other current day scandals and then the historic child sex abuse allegations. It has a final episode which came out six or so months after the first three and covers the fallout to the original three episodes.

The Secrets of Hillsong came out in 2023 and covers a lot of similar ground in terms of the founding of the church, the Carl Lenz scandal and the historic child sex abuse scandal. But what it has that the Discovery+ one doesn’t is interviews with Carl and his wife as well as the latest on the downfall of the church’s founder Brian Houston.

If you’re only going to watch one of these – and given that each is four parts, we’re talking about eight hours of your life if you watch all of both – then The Secrets of Hillsong is probably the one. And that’s mostly because of actually hearing from Lenz but also the fact that it covers some of the later allegations made against Brian Houston. But each of them had stuff that the other didn’t – so if you’re going to watch both, do it chronologically and watch Mega Church exposed first and then do Secrets of.

And if you’ve got any more documentaries (or podcasts) about mega churches or cults and their scandals, drop them in the comments for me, because I’m still fascinated!

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Not a Book: America’s Sweethearts is back

One of my favourite documentary series from last year is back! We have a second season of America’s Sweethearts, Netflix’s documentary about the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. I wrote a whole post about last year’s series – and I think you really need to watch that one to get the most out of season two, and I say that as someone who is only two episodes into the new season. So do go and read my post from last year and then go and watch it. As I said last year so many people I know watched it who aren’t into sport but also people who are really into sport but not into dance – the first series was just a really good documentary. I’m not sure how series two can live up to that, but I’m excited to see it try! Oh and in case you’re wondering – the original subreddit still hasn’t come to terms with the fact the change to the series compared to the CMT one…

Have a great Sunday.