This is another one of those weeks where I’m writing about a book that is a curiosity and is in no way good. But it was the thing I read last week that I most wanted to talk about so I’m going with it.
Miss Pickle is an evangelical school story, set in Australia. Our heroine is the plucky Lola, vicar’s daughter, misunderstood by her stepmother, star of her local school and now off to a boarding school as a scholarship girl. On arrival she meets her new roommate Trixie – the school’s problem child, who gets a new roommate every year in the hopes that they will reform her but instead the reverse happens. Oh you know where this is going.
Except this is maybe even more bonkers than you might expect it to be. I did a lot of laughing and Him Indoors got quite annoyed at me for disturbing him. The only surprise is that there isn’t more proselytising in the dialogue. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still quite a lot, but it could have been much worse – the girls do speak like real people on occasion. I didn’t have Trixie being reformed so well that she is made a prefect within a term of her reforming in my bingo card, neither did I have Lola being told that she wasn’t made prefect because it will do Trixie more good than it will her. But I think my favourite piece of madness is a cheating scandal. The culprit is finally made to confess right before she leaves and goes away determined to do better, but no one really believes her and we all forget about her for fifty pages until right before the end we find out she’s died after saving a woman from a shark attack, and then lesson we are meant to learn is that she had truly reformed and become a better person. There is more plot – it gets a lot into 180 pages, but I think that’s the highlight.
I can’t tell you how to get a copy – the one I have came from my Aussie Book Con friends (hi Pat and Sheila if you’re reading this) who brought it over last summer and I have no clue if they’ve had it for years or acquired it specially. But as I’m not really recommending it as a good book – in fact it’s objectively terrible – that doesn’t matter. But I did have a hoot reading it and am now passing it on to a friend who I know will also laugh at it.
Happy Reading!
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